[@bluetommy2]He can still rest in peregrines, there is no shame in it.

Ellion: ._. *comes to Garland on the back of a giant bird*
Garland: "What the--"
Ellion: *starts throwing peregrines at the young man* e_e
Garland: D:< *throws birds back at the older man*
Falcons: *accept this as their lot in life*
Alerie: *comes in, sees a falcon throwing fight* o_o "O-oh..." *leaves*

And if you want to make it gay...
Ellion: ._. *comes to Garland on the back of a giant bird*
Garland: "What the--"
Ellion: *starts throwing roosters at the young man* e_e
Garland: D:< *throws birds back at the older man*
Roosters: *are smacked at each other quite passionately*
Alerie: *comes in, sees a cock fight* o///o "O-oh...my...!" * blushes and leaves*

And nobody questions the giant falcon. The end.