[quote=@Rithy] I dunno. I was thinking something nurgly, but that'd make the contents smelly. Maybe one affiliated with Tzeentch, but then I'd probably not even be able to recognize the contents next time I came to get them. Khornate is out of the question, as it would probably murderize all my clothes! And a Slaaneshi daemon... well, I don't even know what would happen! [/quote] If you go with Tzeentch, you'll find it questioning the atoms of the fabric the clothes are made of and how they relate to the rest of the universe and the meaning of life. So basically underwear having an existential crisis. If you go with Slaanesh... either you'll have some very frilly and seductive or a demon already able to get inside of you in more ways than one... If you go with Khorne well... do I dare say... [i]"Blood for the Blood God?"[/i] If you go with Nurgle, burn it. And the container. And everything in a 2 mile redius. Also you might want to get a Marines Immaculate to clean it for good measure. In other news, I was shown a rather stark theory that Chaos is akin to the dark side of the Force, its simply there for balance and that Chaos and its gods are not inherently, completely evil thanks to If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device.