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WAIT, DON'T POST IT YET. WHIZ ADDED MORE DOUBLE DASHES THAT HAVE TO BE REPLACED WITH A SINGLE EM DASH. AN INCONSISTENT INTRO IS WORSE THAN NONE AT ALL.
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I did? No, I copied all your em dashes instead of inserting my own.
EDIT: CTRL-F reveals exactly one double dash. I'll just fix that right now.