[quote=@Vilageidiotx] Interesting. Did I ever tell you guys about the pig my great grandpa owned that was born without an asshole? Because I imagine the doctors would have no other choice but to go at barbie-crotch roughly the same way my great grandpa went at that pig. That is, a knife and a rough idea where the hole needs to be. [/quote] If they only have a rough idea, then they need to watch more porn.