[quote=Legend]
*My ring glows blue*Triumph*I grab the back of your head and shove it into the ground, causing it to crack for a mile long distance*Demolition!Quick! Queen, raccoon maneuver to C1! I can only hold him in shock for so long!And that's checkmate.
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Not good enough. Bishop. G5 to E7. Cut through that pawn and finish him off.