Hi and welcome to my 1x1 thread, where happy things happen to happy people [s]as long as they don't sue us[/s]. Since I'm dying of boredom here, I figured it would be a great opportunity to do a couple of 1x1s, and as you can tell by the title, I'm craving something yuri. :D Now before we get to the fun part, here's a few things you need to know about me other than I'm insane in the membrane

-Mostly I RP FxF.  Sorry yaoi lovers, nothing against you.  I may consider MxF, but if we do, dibs on the chick role

-I only RP in the PMs

-I work late at nights, and I'm never on much, but I will try my best to get a reply to you ASAP.

-I'm perfectly cool with mature themes whether it be graphic violence, sex, language, whatever. However in the event of sex, keep it tasteful folks.  No extreme fetishes.

-Fair warning, I can type alot sometimes, especially if I'm in a good writing mood, but if you can't, that's perfectly fine with me. However, I do ask that you type at least one or two paragraphs. One liners will not be accepted and please for the love of Cthulu and the Shoggoths, please do not type in text speak. I may not be Der Fuhrer, but whenever I see text speak, I will send you to the Grammar Nazi Death Camp!

-Oh and....did I mention I was insane? No? Okie dokie then. Let's get to it!

 I'm not much on fandoms, so here's some original ideas....well sorta original.


[hider=Vampire x Human Plots]
I'm not picky about roles, but I usually prefer the dominant character, so if it's okay with you I'd like to play the vampire in any. Also I do kinda have a vague plot for these.  The ones with the most *'s beside them are the ones I really wanna do! ^o^

[b]***Plot 1.[/b]  Basically a girl going to this prestigious school takes a literature class that is taught by a new teacher the school just hired, who also happens to be a lesbian. The new teacher is also very beautiful and sophisticated. She's attracted to the girl and later she tries to seduce her.  Meanwhile a series of deaths plague the school as one by one girls are found dead in their dorms with blood all over them. The school thinks it's the work of a serial killer and begin trying to keep the school safe, but what the girl soon discovers is the one killing these girls is the literature teacher, an age old vampire.

[b]*********Plot 2.[/b]  Yet another school setting, this time StudentxStudent.  At an all girls private school a rich popular girl, who has always been used to having her own dorm, is forced to share her dorm this year with another, a rocker chick with a rebellious attitude. She constantly steals the rich girl's stuff such as her food, her books, and her pillow, never cleans up after herself, always sleeps the entire day away, loves to play her music WAY TOO LOUD, and she's always inviting a girl into the dorm every night.  The weirdest part, she keeps a carton of milk in the refrigerator that no one is allowed to touch except for her.  After having to deal with [i]The Roommate from Hell[/i] for weeks, the popular girl decides to get back at her by replacing her [i]milk[/i] with something gross.  But as she starts to pour out the carton into the bathroom sink, she makes a terrifying discovery.  The carton is actually full of blood, which could only mean one thing.

[b]*****Plot 3.[/b]  Driving back from her friend's funeral, a young girl and her father, a wealthy doctor, happen to come across a mysterious woman lying in the middle of the road half dead.  Out of generosity, they decide to take her to their home and nurse her back to health.  When she awakes, the woman claims to have no memory at all of who she is, except for her name.  The doctor decides to let her stay at their home and work as their maid until she can regain her memory, a decision his daughter doesn't support at all, mostly because she is creeped out by this strange young woman, who begins to make unsettling advances towards her.  She also starts having nightmares of the woman slipping into her room and biting her neck.  Immediately, the girl suspects her new maid is really a vampire, but her father doesn't believe her.  Little does he know, the maid is indeed one of the undead, and she is out to take his daughter away from him as her personal thrall.

[b]**Plot 4.[/b]  Depressed and on the verge of becoming suicidal, a lonely teenager is taken by her father to an old, decrepit mansion he is trying to restore as part of a historical project, just to get her out of the city and help her cope.  There are several paintings left over in the place, some damaged, but one catches the girl's eye.  It is of another girl the same age as she, with shimmering blonde hair and ethereal, emerald eyes.  The painting interests her, but disturbs her slightly.  Then, one night she hears a sound coming from downstairs.  She goes to investigate and discovers much to her surprise a girl hiding within the walls of the old mansion.  The strangest part, she looks just like the girl in the painting.  Nevertheless, she decides to keep the blonde hidden from her father and the two begin a wild and intense relationship together.  But one day, the blonde girl vanishes without a trace, leaving the other becoming increasingly ill.  Soon after, girls in the surrounding village are found dead of apparent suicides or locked away in chains after going mad and murdering their parents.  The girl wonders if her mysterious blonde companion is to blame, or if there is something more sinister to the chaos ripping the town apart.[/hider]

Anywho, if you're interested, feel free to PM me.  If not, then I'll just crawl back in my cave and sob for a bit. DX