Dammit Director A, I love watching the fourth wall broken but surely you know that there must be a fourth wall to begin with, light and dark, order and chaos. One relies on the other for meaning and substance.

I mean, your pretty cool Director, and I still can't get over how you look you beautiful bastard. But can you make up your mind on if you want to antagonize us or our characters and keep to it. Not that you've really messed with us much, but before this gets out of hand.

Who am I bloody kidding? You would look forward to this getting out of hand. The fact that I'm addressing you and not the person who is supposed to control you proves it's out of hand. The fact that the one meant to control you is going to type out your response without but a thought proves it's out of hand.

You damn, beautiful, bastard.