[quote=@SgtEasy] [@Lady Amalthea] [@lopsided] [@rougeLily] Done. [hider=Potato][center][h1][color=goldenrod]Potato[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://orig05.deviantart.net/be19/f/2013/053/0/2/potato_by_kawiko-d5vu38q.png[/IMG] [i]"The above photo represents what Potato would look like if it had eyes."[/i] -[b]Me[/b][/center] [hr] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Name:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]An Inanimate Potato[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Nickname:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Po or Spud[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Birth Date:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Unknown[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Age:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Dead[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Gender:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Not Applicable, is a Potato[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Sexuality:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Do potatoes have sex like we do?[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Relationship Status:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Uh, Didi?[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Occupation:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Currently Unemployed[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Apartment Number:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]2B[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Major:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Deep Fried[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Minor:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Baked[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]In Depth Appearance:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Well, it's a potato. Um, how do you fill a whole paragraph explaining the appearance of a potato?[/indent] [center][h1][color=goldenrod][u]M Y Q U I R K S[/u][/color][/h1][/center] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Habits | Quirks | Oddities[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Again, potato[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Hobbies:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]-Getting Fried -Baked -Steamed[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Like:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]-Didi[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Dislikes:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]-Dying (already dead)[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Fears:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Getting eaten by it's one true love, Didi[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Personality:[/u][/b][/color] [center][u]♦ Potato ♦ It has no traits ♦ Stop asking ♦ It's a bloody potato ♦[/u][/center] [indent]Well. I guess Potato is very... vegetable-like? I don't know! This is a joke CS![/indent][hr] [center][h1][color=goldenrod][u]D E F I N I N G M Y P A S T[/u][/color][/h1][/center] [color=goldenrod][b][u]History:[/u][/b][/color] [indent][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFOaa8k05Vk[/youtube][/indent][hr] [center][h1][color=goldenrod][u]M I S C .[/u][/color][/h1][/center] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Extra:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]I LIKE POTATOES[/indent] [color=goldenrod][b][u]Anything Else:[/u][/b][/color] [indent]Potato is very confused whether it's sentient or just inanimate.[/indent][hr][/hider] [/quote] LOL what have you done?! This must be added to the character tab, stat!