D'aww... you're passive aggressive too. Oh god, and I see Dahlia actually being the person Billie admits her feelings to out loud, simply because she's not trying to get her to admit them. [S]And Dahlia will probably walk up to Zach and be like, "Hey, wanna help me string something together?"[/S] By the end everyone will be in on it. Ha ha.

Billie: Hey, Alex took away my knife collection, and these were originally not broken, but yeah.  Dropped my bag, and now they are all sharp and pointy. 

Oh fuck yeah! I will laugh the entire time I'm writing it. It may outdo the stapler. Ha ha.