[@liferusher] middle of the night, sleeping soundly, everything is quiet. Suddenly something flutters by your face but you think nothing of it. Again the fluttering feeling as something dusty brushes your face, eliciting a sneeze that shakes the room.
Startled, you turn on the light to find your sneeze has startled a nearly 7foot tall mothman into your dresser and knocked its contents about the floor. In a panic it grabs the only remaining sock you can a proper pairing of and dashes out the window and into the sky with its hostage.


This is the kinda thing I intend. I dunno why I typed all that but it made me laugh XD