[@MacabreFox]
As a side note on that fire - For God/Ahura Mazda/Allah/Buddha/whoever's sake, buy gloves and tongs.

They're the difference between fun and third degree burns >.>

I'll definitely make sure to mention anything I make. All I really have so far is a lawnmower blade machete thing I call the Doomchopper.

And aaaaaaaayep... 

I mean hey, those politicians seem hell bent on religious law... burning people at the stake has religious precedent!

Burning people at the stake and crucifying them at the same time!