[@RabidAnubis]if it makes you feel any better, I was gonna beat the snot out of the clown with his own wand. Hard to ensnare the mind of a thing that has the attention span of a goldfish and the curiosity of some other large curious thing which I do not have a name for.

We're talkin' "danced to puppets toon and then just kinda swats the wand away like "Gotcher hat!" and runs off into the night.
Didn't roll with it because short. Gonna stalk women being attacked in their room.