She kind of is. Alex is over here trying not to laugh himself into crying too. -.-' He's being no help.

Oh god. Ha ha. And she'd make sure no one got any diseases. She'd be all like, "Don't use that rusted knife like that." She'd put a a rubber handle thingy on it and hand it back. "Much more sanitary. I could give a fuck less if they get diseases, but you are not getting any from a fucking old rusty knife."