[quote=@Ammokkx]
...Or, we could all get along and play Exodia FTK.
[/quote]

Or Omega First turn lock (think Extremely rapid synchro tactics while looping hand banishing with trishula and psyframe omega). 

Then on your opponents first turn They have 1 card in their hand and you have almost 5000 ATK on the boared turn 1