*Sits at my home alone, eating at a table that only has two chairs. Suddenly, my ad slams forward through the table, and I am lifted and thrown across the floor, a glowing purple spot on the back of my head*
Rythian: Advantage: Me. It's payback time.
-*Rubs the back of my head as I slowly get up*
Rythian: Can't go anywhere now.
*My leg glows yellow and purple simultaneously as I kick Ridge in the face and then stomp on his ribs*
Let's hope you learn to respect your family's personal decisions. From now on, butt out.