[quote=@Zeal]
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*sparks are made and it is only scratched and I grab your head, crushing it as I pick you up*
Little man die!
*throws you at the trees*
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*Before you pick me up, shots ring out from the bushes, as unknown crystalline rounds are fired at you. Each time they impact, a red about the size of a baseball erupts, inhibiting your motions long enough for me to leap away*