[quote=@Revolutionary]
<Snipped quote by Zeal>

*Before you pick me up, shots ring out from the bushes, as unknown crystalline rounds are fired at you. Each time they impact, a red about the size of a baseball erupts, inhibiting your motions long enough for me to leap away*
[/quote]

*my body vibrates and my motions double in speed and I shoulder ram you, keeping you on my shoulder as I make you crash into trees*