[quote=@Zeal]
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*my body vibrates and my motions double in speed and I shoulder ram you, keeping you on my shoulder as I make you crash into trees*
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*Something sharp in the grass trips you, and I hoist myself up onto your back and jump off, turning and firing a pistol at you. The rounds explode, encasing various oarts of your body in a solid, incredibly cold material*