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Mierno:

*you hit an after image, as I dash behind you in the blink of an eye, forcing you to the ground in an instant*

What, got dirt in your eye? 
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*The force you use to move me is immediately absorbed, and leaves me unmoving*
No, but you clearly have a death wish.