[quote=@Sigil]
El Sasquatcho does not suck goats. El Sasquatcho is an avid patron of the Taco Hut. Excellent grilled burritos. If very small, El Sasquatcho Infame, Sangre de los Santos will use the heavenly rolled sandwiches as thing which he will hollow out and consume from the inside. 

Well, after the cheese cools a bit. 
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I see him shrinking, JUST so he can say he ate a burrito as tall as him. And after what happened in the locker room, a shrinker might just be the tool of the day against montazumas revenge!