[@Zeroth]

Man, he knew that he was creepy looking though to faint just because he looked...abnormal was harsh. Sure, he looked like he belonged in a haunted house, but he couldn't help that. People were so scared of him that he wouldn't be surprised that if they jumped out of their skin in fear. That thought alone made him sulk, but he perked up after seeing a familiar face. Granted, that familiar face was from the rival guild that would more than happily tape his mouth shut just so he would stop making horrible puns though then again, Hans' own guild would do that to him anyway. That familiar face was Travis of Golem's Hand, someone that Hans was on decent terms with though don't expect them to be extremely buddy buddy since they didn't interact with each other that much. 

It seemed like Travis hadn't learned how to be tactful with others. His words about Hans' appearance caused the creepy looking mage to sulk again. [color=6ecff6]"I'm allergic to spray tans and my skin burns easily when I try to tan, like really bad. I get redder than a boiled beet...And don't get me started about my allergy to contact lenses and how I have a talent for losing sunglasses..."[/color] The Bone-Maker sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. [color=6ecff6]"I guess when it comes to genetics, I was boned."[/color] Even at his own expense, he made god awful puns. 

Huh, rigged games huh? Who would've thought that Golem Hand would've been so sneaky? [color=6ecff6]"Oh really? So I guess that's a foul on your guild's part? You guys sure are never struck out of ideas. You sure threw a curve ball at your customers, which is kinda sad on their part since they're going out swinging. That guy running the stand must not be batting an eye for rigging that game."[/color] Again, more puns. Puns for days? Puns for days.