[@hatakekuro]As if shielding himself from a blow Travis held his hands (still holding his food) out in front of him and turned his face away. 

"No, no more, goddammit! The game's not actually rigged!" he broke down. "I just didn't want you to see that we made all the targets look like you guys!"

With a sorrowful sigh he placed his food on one of the cafe tables and hopped the fence. A magic battle he could take, but pun wars were not his style. As he sat down so he wouldn't have to worry about dropping anything, he continued to speak. 

"The townsfolk have been uh, aiming at yours a lot. I mean, we all did the drawings on purpose, but after seeing how viciously people went after them I kinda feel bad about it." He took another bite of corn dog and leaned back in his seat. "But please, no more puns. At least not for the rest of the festival. It's just not..." His eyes suddenly widened. No! NO! But his brain couldn't act fast enough to stop himself! It was coming out before he realized it!

"[i]Fair.[/i]"

[i]What have I done!?[/i]