[quote=@Ace of flames01]
A class mate put an empty coke bottle in my backpack. I ran up to him and called out his name. When he finally turned around I yelled "THIS BITCH IS EMPTY YEE!" And then chucked it at him. It hit him on the head and he said "oh! Try me bitch!"

I go to the best school ever.
[/quote]

Sounds amazing.