[@Zeroth]

Hans grinned widely and chortled gleefully at his own stupid puns. If there is a definite pleasure in life that he knew existed, it would be making puns, especially bad puns and sharing his love of puns is one of his favorite pass times. In fact, he was infamous throughout the town as someone who loved to make puns at the expense of others if Travis' reaction was any indication. However he stayed silent at the boy's request to stop making puns, since Travis felt guilty enough for having cardboard cutouts getting pulverized by baseballs, especially his. 

Travis sat down across from him and again pleaded with him to not make any more puns for the rest of the fair. Well, Hans may have obliged with his request if it wasn't for one tiny thing: Travis made quite an excellent pun. Whether it was unintentional or not doesn't it matter. What mattered was that it set his heart ablaze with a passion that could not be quelled, a passion that is probably going to get him punched in the face by one of Travis' takeover forms. Eh, whatever. It's worth it. 

[color=6ecff6]"It's all good my festive friend. All's fair in love and war, and considering our guilds' relationship it's certainly not the fairest so it's definitely war, but why should we care since today's events are so fair and lively? Well, that is if it doesn't rain, which I'm [b]fair[/b]ly certain it won't. It would be a shame if it did. There's a ton to do around here. People to meet, places to be, food to eat. There's a skele[b]ton[/b] to do and I intend to enjoy it all. I'm feeling like my funny bone is really starting to shine just from all of this excitement! You could say that I'm feeling quite humerus. By the way, do you know a stand where I can get some food that will stick to my ribs? I haven't found anything that screams 'bone appetit' so I figure that it wouldn't take a [b]bone[/b]fied genius to figure out that someone from Golem Hand would know his way around his own festival. By the way, nice festival you guys are having. You sure put a lot of backbone into it. Oh oh, is there a soccer based stand? I can scream '[b]GOLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/b]M' if I get a goal."[/color]