[b]Battlefield Survival Guide for Dummies[/b]
Participants: Sonia, Aleph, Jennet, Germ, Eri

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As you dawdled and debated over whether to run away or stand and fight, wasting already scarce time, the two armies have already come so close you could clearly see the soldiers in each of them. One looked more or less like you would expect an army to look: orderly rows of men armed with long pikes and wearing black armour. From what you could see, they all looked human. The other army, however, looked like it came straight out of Narnia: goblins, centaurs, fairies, beastmen, all manner of fantastic creatures could be found in its ranks. They were disorderly bunch, obviously lacking discipline. Calling them an army would be an insult to any proper military anywhere in any world. 

Pale blue projectiles began flying in arcs from the human army, falling down on to the monster army, but seemingly doing little damage as huge number of green and gold particles formed a shield. One of the blue projectiles seemingly misfired and fell close to you and your companions, raising a huge pillar of dirt and rocks, some of which found a way to you. Ouch! 

Immediately after, as if wanting to retaliate, an honest-to-god meteor fell from the sky right into the ranks of the human army. They, unfortunately, had no fancy particle shields and cries of pain filled the air. 

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGUdWjoS44]From somewhere a horn blew and the monster army charged like a single body.[/url] Forget tactics, they didn’t seem to have kept any reserves in the back- their entire mass was focused on this one attack. On the opposite side, the human army, seemingly unperturbed by the earlier meteor's fall or the sight of the charging monsters, lowered its pikes, waiting steadfast for the inevitable clash. 

Unfortunately for you, that means you guys will be the first to meet the charge of the monsters. Good luck! 


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You are free to put in any western-fantasy monster you could think of in the charging army. Human-sized monsters are auto-killable. 
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