[@Zeroth]

For a brief moment Hans was stunned by Travis' barrage of puns. The takeover mage had tried to turn the tables on him and on any other person this would've probably stunned them. However, Hans was not one to be shaken so easily. A wide grin spread along his face and he chuckled maniacally, a chilling chuckle from his surprisingly deep voice that matched how creepy he looked. His snow white eyes locked with his and he stood up, his lanky form unfolded to show how much of a stick he is. 

[color=6ecff6]"My my, I have to [b]hand[/b] it to you Travis, that wasn't too bad. You must've [b]battered[/b] your brain for ideas until it was as [b]fried[/b] as your dog."[/color] With a long, bony finger he pushed the fried treat away from him. [color=6ecff6]"So you're not as much as a [b]rock[/b] head as I thought you were, big deal. Just like your dog, your bark is worse than your bite. I'm [b]nacho[/b] if you're just full of bravado or you're simply just pulling [b]cheesy[/b] puns right out of your butt. I swear, you must be [b]stoned[/b] if you think your puns can get to me. I should bring you back down to [b]earth[/b] and show you the real pun master. I'd [b]rib[/b] you a new one, but you would have to drink away that memory later, probably something on the [b]rocks[/b]. Now forgive me if I [b]pun[/b]intentionally offend you, but your puns are so barbaric and [b]beastly[/b] that I'm surprised that you haven't taken it over yet. [/color]

He laid his palms flat against the table and leaned in closer, chuckling in excitement. [color=6ecff6]"Just like those cardboard standees, you're not [b]cutout[/b] for puns if that's all you got. You've tried to beat me at my own game with a [b]pun[/b]t, but you just fell flat on your ass. You simply [b]pale[/b] in comparison to me. Too bad Ria isn't here to see this; she could [b]cool[/b] your burns.[/color]