[quote=@LetMeDoStuff]
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[i]Remembers I'm in the Air Branch, calls Biggles and bombards the entire world's oceans with torpedos, modernised underwater missiles and bullet sprays from a standard Harrier GR7 brought back into service.[/i]
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[i]Remembers I'm a uni student, goes into more debt, and cries.[/i]