Might as well put this here for now.


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[hr][hr][center][h1]A L A S D A I R[/h1][/center]
[hr][hr][center][sub][i]“Does this look like a 'space piano' to you? Can you not see how it's tethered to the planet by, I have to say, a fairly strong gravitational field? It's only a space piano if it's [i]actually[/i] in [i]space[/i], you numbskull. Does this look like space to you? No. It doesn't. Have some professional pride for once in your life...

It's very clearly a Martian piano."[/i][/sub][/center]

[b]| IDENTITY |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Ephraim Alasdair Locke[/indent][/color]

[b]| DOB |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]2/16/2307 (45)[/indent][/color]

[b]| ORIGIN |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Martian Human - White European descent (Gaelic)[/indent][/color]

[b]| EMPLOYMENT RECORD |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Investigative Reporter
Blogger
Political Activist[/indent][/color]

[b]| PHYSICAL APPEARANCE |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Describe their appearance.[/indent][/color]

[b]| PHYSICAL ANALYSIS |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Describe their physical skills and abilities.[/indent][/color]

[b]| PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Describe their personality and quirks.[/indent][/color]

[b]| BACKGROUND INFORMATION |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]Describe their brief backstory.[/indent][/color]

[b]| RELATIONS RECORD |[/b]
[color=gray][indent]List any relationships for reference. (Optional)[/indent][/color]
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