I have to specify? I refuse. 

Not so that it seems like I'm being quirky and mean both things, but because OF COURSE I MEAN THE CRACKERS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "GOLDFISH CRACKERS."

Never assume a human being could possibly be saying that he or she wants to eat live animals unless specifically stated otherwise. Come on now.

NO I DON'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A LIVE CAT.