We could flip a coin. But then, they have to be friends. Beer drinking in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, while staking out deer haunts and having long philosophical discussions on how tree house living is/is not the way to go? And if we're lucky, they won't come to blows. 

I could totally do an Orange, in conflict... mostly because being an orange means one should never be in a tree waiting on the deer. Or on one's front porch, waiting for the deer so one's friend could shoot them. Heh. But as a humanitarian, one has to make allowances for the "human element" of one's friend. Even if that human element is Evil and makes them want to Shoot Bambi.