Granted, but it's not just this day that goes faster. The earth moves so quickly that people can't actually stand anymore. They're suspended in mid-air, flung this way and that, constantly slamming into each other and perpetually blinded because the dawn and sunset happen so quickly that their eyes are constantly bombarded by shifts in the light. Mankind goes extinct because of this.

I wish to die peacefully and happily, having lived a full and long life of virtue and plenty, and to pass into a utopian afterlife in which I can rest happily ever after.