[@NuttsnBolts]Thirty-six is the new eighty-five, I suppose. Should all of my posts just consist of Blank sitting in a rocking chair watching reruns of Gunsmoke and shaking his old man cane at all you young whippersnappers while talking about how things were in the good ol' days? "You kids have it all these days. When I was your age we had to walk thirty miles in snow up hill both ways just to get the chance to take one potshot at a CEO, and we were damn grateful if they actually gave us a bullet to do it with!" Or I could just have him complain about how he's "too old from this shit" and constantly have him temp fate by saying how he's three days until retirement. 

Although, since Hex mentioned that Divers "live fast and die young" it only makes sense that most of our casts are a buncha twenty-somethings. Just means that Divers like Crash and Blank are [s]very, very, so very, stupid lucky[/s] the ultimate badasses.