[quote=@DarkwolfX37]
"Do you... like ladies? Like, in the special way?" 
-Yes
"Oh good! I mean... that's an interesting life decision you've made. I'm... proud of you?"

There are at LEAST 14 things wrong with this conversation. 
[/quote]

"Do you like girls? I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I am one."

22.