Granted, but the new version of the Power Rangers you're in is super lame. Your power theme is "Suitcase Penguins," your powers involve being rich and blubbery, your character has a hairdo like Donald Trump, and your villains are all obviously made with cardboard boxes and have no personality whatsoever. Finally, your theme song is an awful mixture of white guys rapping, mariachi music, and a baby metal chorus. The worst part is you say "Penguins! Polymorph!" and "Penguin powers activate!" more than anything else.

I wish I could go on a peaceful road trip through the stars and return home to earth to live happily ever after.