[quote=@Shorticus]
Granted. The downside is you possess the Real Slim Shady's... talent, his mannerisms, his personality, his everything. You are him. That's, uh... Yeah. Uh. You asked for this. Why did you wish for this?

I wish I were a polygot.
[/quote]

Granted, all your extra languages are extremely obscure and functionally usless for converstation

I wish I had a new computer