[quote=@Dawnscroll]
[@Cyclone] oi! Physics, periodic table and chemicals are mine! That piece of paper you chaps are doodling on already has all of my base laws!
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Nah, air is Zephyrion's portfolio, and fire, rusting, and the like are included in his domain! He ain't letting nobody mess with the composition and properties of the stuff that he controls!

In all seriousness I was going to have him whimsically just turn a bunch of elements radioactive to make a point and so that the table would be true to real life, but since you object somewhat I won't go that far.

Edit: In other news, I'm going to try to have up a post of some substance within an hour or two.