"Theory Proving the Existence of a God who Creates Dice Tossed by a God of Dice."
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Now. I may have a pretty good grasp on philosophy.
I may have gone through a ton of existential philosophies in my time.
I may have the Existential Award for Mastery of Bullshittery.
I may have logical leaps that span the distance of unimaginable magnitude.
I may connections between ideas that are impossible to grasp the rulings of.

But I have NO fucking idea what that's supposed to fucking mean.