[h2][center][color=82ca9d]Carver Jazz[/color][/center][/h2]

Carver was sucking on a lollipop as he arrived at the riverbank where these Kappa were supposed to be having some sort of rumble. [color=82ca9d]“Hello? Kappa’s? Are you here...? Mustn't be late enough... I HAVE ALL NIGHT GUYS!”[/color] looking around he couldn’t immediately see anything, so sitting on a park bench, he rested the shotgun against it nearby and waited.

[center][h3]~2 Hours Later~[/h3][/center]

[color=82ca9d]“God! This is utter ass! Fucking demon spawn! Why do you exist! You ugly cannibalistic shit! Why does anyone play this stupid game?!”[/color] face illuminated by his iPhone Carver shouted at it. [color=82ca9d]“Dammit! Now I’m in a bad mood!”[/color] turning off his phone Carver grabbed his shotgun and kicked the park bench.

[color=82ca9d]“GET OUT HERE YOU COWARDLY, RIVER DWELLING IDIOTS! TIME IS MONEY AND I DON’T WANT TO BE WASTING MINE WITH YOU!”[/color] silence answered Carver’s outburst, undeturred he walked to the rivers edge and took out his case of ice-cream sticks and dangles one over the water.

[color=82ca9d]“I KNOW YOU’RE THERE WATCHING ME SO I’LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE! IF I HAVE TO [i][b]GET[/b][/i] YOU OUT HERE, I WILL KICK YOUR ASSES SO HARD THAT YOU’LL BE TASTING LEATHER FOR A YEAR!”[/color] being polite Carver waited another minute before he dropped the stick and took a step back, covering his eyes with his arm as the entire lit up with blue lightning and two unholy screams tore along the riverbank. 

As the light faded Carver uncovered his eyes and saw two scaly looking creatures with burns dragging themselves out of the water.
[color=82ca9d]“Well look who decided to join me! The idiots who got electrocuted by being obstinate. From what I understand there is some kind of dumb-ass turf war between the two. Now I don’t know all of the politics, so I’m not just going to kill one of you so the other can be the alpha. Trust me, you don’t want to take that particular gamble, there’s a big chance I would get annoyed and kill you both for making me waste my night on this nonsense.”[/color] Taking out another lollipop Carver falls back into the park bench and reclines, staring at the Kappa’s. 

[color=82ca9d]“My name is Carver and I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. Once a week I’ll show up here, on a random day of the week, to make sure nothing bad is happening. Think of it like me being your parole officer. If there is so much as a whisper of a fight between Kappa’s here... I will shoot you dead. You saw what I can do with sticks, don’t tempt me to shoot you with actual bullets. It would be very expensive for you.”[/color] getting off the bench Carver stood up and pulled out two orange glow sticks out of his bag and tossed them over [color=82ca9d]“Break em and pour the glowy stuff on the burns. It will help them heal. You can pay me back in installments. I have a variety of plans, however the interest rate does vary greatly between them. You can use this account number for the deposits”[/color] handing over a laminated card to each Kappa, Carver walked off, taking out his phone and dialing a few numbers while looking around
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"Hey, Tony! It's Carver, I'll remove the interest on the remainder of your payments if you go to an apartment for a couple of weeks and let me know a few things about the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's not that bad, I just need to know if the place is quiet enough to set up shop. You do this and I'll even pay you, deal?... Thanks, Tony. Just text me each morning and we're golden! Alright, I'll swing by your place to drop off the keys, see ya~!"[/color] Walking along, Carver texted Ellie "Kappa's calmed down for now. Have a friend on surveillance for the time being. On my way back. I wanna pre-buy a muffin"