[quote=@Sputnik]
But cake is life. You cannot resist the power of cake. 
[/quote]

CAKE IS WEAKNESS. CAKE HOLDS NO POWER, ONLY A ILLUSION OF HAPPINESS AND STABILITY.

CAKE IS A MILESTONE IN A CULTURES DECLINING AGRICULTURE. WHERE RESOURCES SUCH AS EGGS, FLOUR AND DAIRY PRODUCT WOULD BE EXPENDED TO MAKE A COSTLY AND TIME CONSUMING LUXURY. CAKE DOES NOT BRING GENIUNE, LONG TERM HAPPINESS- ONLY A SYNTHETIC SUBSTITUTE!

WAAAR!