I feel like anyone who has been Roleplaying for twenty plus years could not possibly display the lack of experience and maturity you are displaying. I'd like you to make a call to Roleplaying HQ to confirm this statement with their archives, thank you.

Pretending to be a dinosaur on the school ground doesn't count. Although it is awesome.

I'm totally fine with Shrubmarine, though. I have a special soft spot for puns.