[@The Irish Tree] If you want a normal mortal, then we can arrange that - though I can't guarantee that he won't die, be killed or in some other way be completely mutilated, deformed, crippled, transformed etc. for he is at the mercy of some very Lovecraftian and batshit insane beings. Good luck.

In other news, your's won't be the only mortal! I've already been planning one of my own - so maybe they can weep at their miserable Fates together :D <-- Troll Grin