[quote=@Dervish]
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He should totally get a flail attachment for his nub.
[/quote]

I'll probably upgrade to a magic-operated iron hand a la [url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/G%C3%B6tz-eiserne-hand1.jpg]Götz von Berlichingen[/url] if the opportunity presents itself.