[quote=@Sombrero] Their teacher got crossbowed to death by a cowardly asshole, so they elected to walk the earth spreading justice in far-off lands... [/quote] So basically... Some angry german/french/english/whatever man got drunk off his ass, picked up his crossbow and decided to wander off into the sunset and eventually walk to China through the fucking silk road. Then once they sobered up, he decided to 720yolonoscope some random ass Chinese guy who turned out to be a sensei or whatever before wandering back up the silk road to europe. So in a (drunken) rage, the student decided to do the exact same thing and wander his ass up to Europe via the silk road to go and falco fist this random ass european who rekt his master in the anal rectum yaoi hole. Seems legit.