[quote=@ClocktowerEchos] So basically... Some angry german/french/english/whatever man got drunk off his ass, picked up his crossbow and decided to wander off into the sunset and eventually walk to China through the fucking silk road. Then once they sobered up, he decided to 720yolonoscope some random ass Chinese guy who turned out to be a sensei or whatever before wandering back up the silk road to europe. So in a (drunken) rage, the student decided to do the exact same thing and wander his ass up to Europe via the silk road to go and falco fist this random ass european who rekt his master in the anal rectum yaoi hole. Seems legit. [/quote] Hey, the Chinese had crossbows too. It could've been a Chinese nobleman who shot their teacher because he was bad, and therefore wanted everyone involved with the guy to be killed too, so he ran off to the far west?... Y'know, more or less the exact same reason Kwai Chang Caine decided to go beat up cowboys.