[color=Slateblue]"Oh man..."[/color]

Izual's head was pounding like a drum. His predicament was certainly not made any better by the sunlight flooding into the cramped room. The Hellspawn was sprawled out across a messy bed, and a petite, undressed woman with long green hair rested her cute face against his chest. A few too many drinks last night had gotten him here. He didn't have any recollection of the night before, but he assumed he accidentally strolled into her room, mistaking it for his own, and slept here. However, Izual didn't have a clue as to why she was naked, nor did he seem to notice the floral patterned panties hanging from one of his horns. This wasn't the first time this had happened though. Far from it. 

[color=Slateblue]"This is like the tenth time this has happened this month. You'd think I'd learn after the first time."[/color] the silver haired man muttered to himself. Bunny, the woman he was sleeping with, stirred a bit and leered at him with grey eyes. She was an eccentric Paladin renown for her marksmanship. You wouldn't be able to guess that though, considering everywhere she went, something was bound to go wrong. This was due to the fact that Bunny was clumsier than a bull in a china shop. [color=yellowgreen]"Go back to sleep, Izzy..."[/color] she pleaded before knocking out again, snoring rather loudly. Raising an eyebrow, Izual was surprised to hear she actually enjoyed sleeping with him. She had told him time and time again, but he couldn't grasp how a strange man hogging her bed was pleasing.

[hider=Bunny][img]http://i.imgur.com/ND939Q0.png[/img][/hider]
Delicately, he made sure Bunny was comfortable and tucked in before he started to gather his clothes. Like her, he was also completely in the buff. For some reason, it always ended like this. Perhaps they just got too hot? The answer was beyond him. Latching on his gear and sheathing his Novabuster behind his back, he heard Bunny say, in a very suggestive manner, [color=yellowgreen]"Your 'sword' is so big..."[/color]. His eyes shifted from his Novabuster to Bunny before he gave her a confused stare. Izual was not exactly known as the brightest crayon in the box and didn't catch onto her sexual innuendo at all. [color=slateblue]"Uh... Yeah. It's a greatsword, after all."[/color] he stated matter-of-factly. Anybody with a working eye could see that he had a big sword, so he didn't understand why she felt the need to say that.

[color=yellowgreen]"You're such an idiot..."[/color] his lady friend mumbled before curling into the covers and falling fast asleep. Shrugging the comment off, Izual sauntered out of her room and into the hallway of the apartment complex he lived in. While Bunny occupied Aparment 203, Izual was just to the right in 205. It was by no means a bad place to live, provided one could tolerate hotel-like apartments. Plus, it was dirt cheap, right next to a bar, and located the main road of Angel's Landing. Not just the bar, but practically everything was within walking distance, so for all the negatives, Izual felt it was worth the price. 

Down a flight of stairs and through a glass door, the Knight made his way outside. He noticed that the morning rush, interestingly, wasn't nearly as bad as it usually was. In tandem, he felt his stomach rumble, a craving for some waffles and bacon hit him hard. He quickly decided to follow his stomach's orders and began to make his way down the avenue to his favorite breakfast joint. Some grub would definitely help with the hangover too. Strangely, as the silver haired man traveled, he found himself being stared out by pedestrians on the street. Some pointed and laughed. The Hellspawn even heard someone call him a [i]creep[/i]! 

Did he have something on his face? Were his pants on backwards? What could possibly be making him stand out so much?! Izual didn't have a clue. From his left horn though, Bunny's panties still hung, flying free like a nation's flag.