[quote=@Leidenschaft] And get this... People can't tote around swords twice the size of themselves. [/quote] What the fuck? Next you're going to tell me that Dark Souls doesn't contain accurate examples of real combat, and that people can't perform gymnastic feats while wearing armor the size of a small car. Zombie-pygmy things totally happened though. Right? I'm pretty sure Machiavelli wrote about them.