[quote=@SgtEasy]
[@Wade Wilson]

Wait, what? You-Wade or Deadpool-Wade? Wait.
Which one did I mean?
Was there a mix-up?
Is Deadpool a girl?
Wait, I was talking about you, right?
I'm confused.
[/quote]

I'm a girl, yeah.
I think Deadpool's just a cancerous, invincible badass.