[@Kho], nah, it's fine. I get super salty but the truth is I've adapted already. Besides, I've got a few plans that I want to set in motion in order to earn my way out of this place one day! 

You probably have no idea how beautiful the experience of having to choose between three different brands of cereal is. It's amazing, it made many Venezuelans cry when they first traveled to other countries. I fucken love Fruit Loops. And Corn Flakes.