[quote=The Irish Tree]
I'm just waiting for the reveal that Leon is actually Lucius' twin brother with amnesia. And for the Narwhal to reveal that he's actually the manwhale.This is getting good.
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NARWHAL?
WHERE?!
POINT OUT THE BLASPHEMER TO ME, AND LET HIM BE DESTROY'D!
FOR THE [S]NIGHT IS DARK, AND FULL OF TERRORS[/S] NARWHAL IS SIMPLY A PRETENDER!
A CHEAP COPY OF THE GLORIOUS MANWHALE AND MANICORN!
THE NARWHAL HAS ALMOST ACHIEVED TRANSCENDENCE, BUT AS LONG AS THE MANWHALE EXISTS, HE SHALL REMAIN A FAILURE, IN THE LIGHT OF THE MORTAL WORLD, A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIS SHAME AND UNTRUSTWORTHINESS!
I SHALL ABSORB HIM THROUGH FACILITATED DIFFUSION AND BREAK HIM DOWN INTO HIS BARE ESSENCE, THUS WEAKENING THE NARWHAL ARMY!