[quote=Griever]
1. I don't have time to read anything while I poop because it comes out so quick and wipes easily.2. I don't have time to eat anything while I poop because it comes out so quickly and wipes easily.3. I don't have time to poop while I eat because I'm eating. It can wait.
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If you don't have time to poop slow you're living your life wrong.